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Super Convoluted Plot (That No​-​One Really Cares For)

from Are You There God? It's Me, Shakespeare by Shakespeare Approves!

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Lyrics by Dan Wentzel

Interpolates "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" by Richard Sherman & Robert Sherman

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It’s a super convoluted plot that no one really cares for.
When I wrote it down I got a lot of hostile stares for
It’s the kind of thing you’d exit pursued by a bear for.
A super convoluted plot that no one really cares for.

(I’m getting married or I’m gonna die!)
(I’m getting married or I’m gonna die!)

Because me uncle killed me dad and married my sweet mother
I set sail that day with my identical twin brother.
Our ship went down, we wound up separated from each other
I met a guy in Venice and his girlfriend he did smother.

It’s a super convoluted plot that no one really cares for.
When I wrote it down I got a lot of hostile stares for
It’s the kind of thing you’d exit pursued by a bear for.
A super convoluted plot that no one really cares for.

(I’m getting married or I’m gonna die!)
(I’m getting married or I’m gonna die!)

I travelled all around the world. My money was all spent.
I wound up in Verona where I met two clever gents.
Their sister drank a potion and pretended to be dead
Switched places with a prostitute and wound up in my bed.

It’s a super convoluted plot that no one really cares for.
When I wrote it down I got a lot of hostile stares for
It’s the kind of thing you’d exit pursued by a bear for.
A super convoluted plot that no one really cares for.

(I’m getting married or I’m gonna die!)
(I’m getting married or I’m gonna die!)

So when thrice brindled cat hath mewed, there’s no need to dismay.
Just check your watch and ask yourself “Just how long is this play?”
But if this is the dumbest thing you’ve heard in all your lives.
Just trust me, it’s not half as stupid as the Merry Wives!

It’s a super convoluted plot that no one really cares for.
When I wrote it down I got a lot of hostile stares for
It’s the kind of thing you’d exit pursued by a bear for.
A super convoluted plot that no one really cares for.

(I’m getting married or I’m gonna die!)
(I’m getting married or I’m gonna die!)

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from Are You There God? It's Me, Shakespeare, released September 18, 2018
Dan Kostelec, David Mikofsky, Erin Bernardi, Quinn Harley, Tony Stephen

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"Shakespeare Approves!" is a one-man, audience-interactive, improvisational Shakespeare show performing at Renaissance Faires, events, theaters, schools, parties, and mar mitzvahs around the country.

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