Intro​/​Shakespeare's Nursery Rhymes

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Lyrics: Traditional, arrangement by Daniel J. Kostelec

Interpolates "We Will Rock You" by Queen


I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
And here's my spout
Let me get all steamed up
And hear me out
Tip me over and pour me out

Singin' I'm a little teapot!

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
it followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules
it made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school

Baa baa baa baa black sheep!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty
Together again

Always designate your driver!

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
They went to get some water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after

Girls perform better than boys on the S-A-T!

W-X-Y and Z

Now I know my A-B-C's!
Next time won't you sing with me?!


from Are You There God? It's Me, Shakespeare, released September 18, 2018
Dan Kostelec, David Mikofsky, Erin Bernardi, Quinn Harley, Tony Stephen


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